viet '96 mci
got my swag turned on -
dunks & jordans; basketball
residing in canada's high tech capital
Taken: SW <3
tehehee i'm daniel , my girlfriend is the bestest and i refuse to reveal her name because i'm a physco jealous freak that is afraid someone will steal her :$ and my little girl is named Serenity :$ THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M NOT A VIRGIN . i had sex with my girl already <3 no i'm not joking i literally did
- click to see the most beautifulest girl in the world <3
Created by Kimberley Petrie
“I didnt mean to have you!” LMFAO
forever in our hearts
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER
this kills me!
They actually did it, too.
This is too cute for words
I CANT BREATH
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES????
THIS DESERVES THE NOTES OF EVERY SINGLE TUMBLRER EVEN IF YOURE NOT PART OF A FANDOM
“DIRECTIONERS, GET THE FUCKING GLITTER.” I AM CRYING OKAY THIS IS SO PERFECT.
THE BEST POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. OMG. ALL OF THE AWARDS.
I CANT TAKE THIS LITERALLY EVERY FANDOM JUST TEAMED UP THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL OMG
can u not
How did it take so long for the Homestucks to find it? It’s like the last one.
And Adventure Time ain’t on there at all.
I’m pissed that my fandoms haven’t received equal representation.
But this is still one of the best things I have seen ever.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG
this is literally me in a gifset
christ i forgot about this fucking movie
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
Oh my gOD WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.
Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now
What the fuck tumblr.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!